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Certains rois pa\u00efens devaient \u00eatre tr\u00e8s emb\u00eat\u00e9s quand ils allaient commander leur caf\u00e9 pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9. Imaginez le serveur avec son r\u00e9cipient et son marqueur :<\/p>\n
– Comment vous appelez-vous ?<\/p>\n
– Artaxerx\u00e8s,<\/p>\n
– Comment ?<\/p>\n
– Artaxerx\u00e8s !<\/p>\n
– Heu…<\/p>\n
Aucune chance d\u2019avoir son gobelet personnalis\u00e9. Oui, Assoubanipal chassait des lions pour le plaisir pr\u00e8s de Ninive, Artaxerx\u00e8s avait un immense territoire mais on ne parle pas assez de leur handicap nominal.<\/p>\n
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Dans l\u2019histoire de Ruth, il est le symbole du gentleman farmer malin, d\u00e9licat et g\u00e9n\u00e9reux. Pourtant en fran\u00e7ais son nom n\u2019est pas tr\u00e8s s\u00e9duisant. M\u00eame qu\u2019il ne serait pas trop vache de dire qu\u2019il est un peu merdique ! (pour ceux qui n\u2019ont pas compris la derni\u00e8re phrase, c\u2019est une r\u00e9f\u00e9rence \u00e0 la Booz de vache\u2026 une vanne expliqu\u00e9e est une vanne pourrie)<\/p>\n
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On pourrait penser que les jeux de mots sont inutiles et stupides (personnellement, je n\u2019en suis pas s\u00fbr). Pourtant, ils peuvent rendre ridicule un dieu pa\u00efen extr\u00eamement impressionnant. Au d\u00e9part Baal Zeboul (dieu tr\u00e8s populaire en Canaan) veut dire \u201cle Ma\u00eetre prince\u201d et il faut avouer que \u00e7a envoie du r\u00eave. Mais il suffit de changer une petite lettre et il devient le \u201cma\u00eetre des mouches\u201d, ce qui est plus conforme \u00e0 sa r\u00e9elle identit\u00e9. Mais une question demeure : pourquoi Booz n\u2019a-t-il pas ador\u00e9 Baal-Zeboub ? (cette fois-ci vous devrez comprendre la blague par vous-m\u00eames)<\/p>\n
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Il est LE proph\u00e8te qui ne rigole pas, qui produit des miracles impressionnants mais il vient du village de Tichb\u00e9 et l\u00e0, c\u2019est le drame ! En france, quand tu viens de Tichb\u00e9, tu es un tichbite et l\u00e0 tout psychologue en tirera la m\u00eame conclusion : la grosseur des miracles est simplement l\u00e0 pour compenser la petitesse d\u2019autre chose !<\/p>\n
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Dans la Bible, on nous dit que Sa\u00fcl \u00e9tait de la tribu de Benjamin mais ce n\u2019est pas vrai. En fait, il vient de Nancy. Ben oui, quand tu es fils de Kish, tu es forc\u00e9ment natif de Lorraine !<\/p>\n
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